C O N T A C T
Question or comment? If you're uncomfortable with email and you think this is the best way to get a hold of me then please do so. (It just forwards to my email anyway. So, like, get over your hang-ups and just email me directly at email@example.com, ok?)
Honestly, these contact forms are an antiquated web tool that is a carry over from 1999 when people were afraid to give out their email like it was their home address. I mean, I don't necessarily trust you either, but there's very little damage you can do with my email address.
So, this begs the question: why do I have it on my website? I could just leave it off. Well, two reasons. First, for some reason these pages make visitors feel more comfortable and possibly help them view the business as legitimate. Second, I get to write this hilarious bit that no one will ever read... and that makes me giddy.